She WON a marathon yesterday.
Here’s the story.
I can’t decide if her running in and winning the marathon counterbalances my having sat around all weekend consuming and ass-enlargening, or if it just exposes in harsh harsh light the ass-enlargening hunk of laziness I’ve become.
Either way, I’m proud to bits of my friend, whom we affectionately call Xofod.
And now I’m taking my exposed enlarged ass outside to move around a little.