She WON a marathon yesterday.
Here’s the story.
I can’t decide if her running in and winning the marathon counterbalances my having sat around all weekend consuming and ass-enlargening, or if it just exposes in harsh harsh light the ass-enlargening hunk of laziness I’ve become.
Either way, I’m proud to bits of my friend, whom we affectionately call Xofod.
And now I’m taking my exposed enlarged ass outside to move around a little.
she kicked that pseudo-marathoner Lance Armstrong’s ass by over 6 minutes!!
She finished faster than Lance Armstrong! You go girl!
http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/trackandfield/news/story?id=2650506
sooo cool!!!
and YES, I like to believe that it DOES counterbalance My having sat around all weekend consuming and ass-enlargening.
congratulations to your friend!!!
Oh my god. I cannot believe Maureen did that. I do feel really really lazy. Olympic qualification? Yikes.
That is AWESOME!
But now I feel all fat.