Welcome one and all to a special morning video edition. This week we’re celebrating 10 plagues (or “pleggs” as Zoe and Lucy say), the unlikely parting of the red sea and the discovery of matzoh, one of the world’s most perforated foods.
Yet despite the proliferation of perforations (sorry, I had to do it), breaking a big square of matzoh in half can be a crumbly endeavor at best, a disappointing mess at worst.
Well fret no more — enter the Japanese to save the day!
Happy Passover everyone! Let my people go!