Okay people. With this I’m admitting to you that I read People online (actually, I read the headlines from my personalized Google homepage, but I realize that doesn’t take much of the sting away since I chose to display the People module), but I hope you won’t begrudge me this odd one.
Apparently Rolling Stones über-id kid Keith Richards was vacationing in Fiji but had to be flown to Auckland, New Zealand because he suffered a mild concussion.
“Various news reports have said that Richards fell from a coconut tree, a Jet Ski or a combination of the two.”
I’m not even sure how I might spin this for that additional bring-it-home chuckle because I think it’s pretty well home already. But if any of you cleverest of writers have a snappy retort, please do share.