First dinner, and now this? Barack, honey. I think I may need a little space to figure out where all this is going.
This is getting creepy. That dude is following me, too.
What a player. I thought he really loved me.
He’s a hottie. If he were following me I’d be very self-conscious about my ass.
hey, “barack,” buddy’s got first dibbs. ok?
This looks good. You are a shoe-in for a cabinet position!
Ha! I’ve been out-witty-ed.
But what I was gonna say is that he is such a player he can’t even respond with a personal email!?? Has to have his auto-responder tweet for him?
I don’t know if I want a man like that in office…