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World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

By March 8, 2007August 11th, 2008thoughts

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”

The girl said “No” and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

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Fairy tale sent to me by my sister-in-law Sheila.
Photo by Yarik Mission from stock.xchng.

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