Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”
The girl said “No” and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
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Fairy tale sent to me by my sister-in-law Sheila.
Photo by Yarik Mission from stock.xchng.
Just for that, Bob should fart on you TWICE tonight.
🙂
Very cute, but never expected to hear “male bashing” from my own daughter.
So funny!!! I loved it!
“always had a clean house, never had to cook”
lovely.
I love it.
ha!
Bwahahahaha!
*snort*
But farts are funny.
Reminds me of the fairy tale Princess Bubble.
http://www.PrincessBubble.com