Whew. My horoscope for today is a little creepy in how accurate it is. Loaded with truth and meaning and “okay already, I get the point” to the extent that I’m a little wigged out. Like, who are these people at Tarot.com (which I access thru my personalized Google homepage), and are they the ones in that white pentimento trailer outside my house with the antenna bungeed on top? You might feel somewhat panicky, as you realize you won’t be able to tie up all the required loose ends prior to beginning a whole new set of projects. Meanwhile, others…
We’re watching the West Wing series finale tonight. Jed Bartlet, the President, duh, has just finished writing a letter to Matt Santos, the President-Elect. He tosses the envelope on the desk, raps his knuckles on the desk, and leaves the desk, and the Oval Office, for what is evidently the last time. Cut to commercial. Bob turns to me and says, “When I’m President, I’m going to leave a Whoopie Cushion in the chair.” Many emotional, drum filled scenes later, President Santos is standing at his new desk reading the letter Bartlet left him. He smiles, looks around the room…
Are you feeling inexplicably jealous of me today? Wondering why? I think I’ve got the answer: I’m defrosting our ancient stand-up freezer! It’s really really REALLY fun!! Come on over!
While wrangling some of the ubiquitous dust in our construction site kitchen tonight, I had this thought. Since our adorable President says nuke-you-lar instead of nuke-lee-ar, don’t you bet he also says swifter instead of swiffer? As in, “Laura, honey. Toss me the swifter — I got me one of those lines of dust that keeps sneakin under my dustpan here.” I’m just sayin, is all.
Happy Birthday to me and Queen Elizabeth today. She’s 80 and I’m, um, not. We intend to celebrate by going for a walk — a 40-minute stroll, wherein we will dress in a vibrant pink coat with large round buttons and a wide asymmetric collar, working the crowds as they erupt into renditions of Happy Birthday. Or, I might take Zoe and Lucy to school, paint some kitchen cabinets, go grocery shopping, pick Zoe and Lucy up from school and call it a morning. With such options it’s hard to choose, really. Either way, I’m excited to have a reason…
Over at Childs Play x2, Matthew, in his response to the Six Weird Things meme, admitted that he hates cilantro. Those of you who know me above and beyond the blog probably know that I, too, dislike cilantro. So much so that somewhere along the way, I started telling waiters and waitresses that I was allergic to the stuff just so they would stop trying to convince me that I wouldn’t taste the cilantro in the dish I was trying to order without cilantro. (Question: if I’m not going to taste the cilantro, why is it in the dish in…
It seems there’s an Upside Up theme today folks. Did you hear the news? Gwyneth had her baby this weekend. A boy. Named Moses. Now you have to understand, I’m all in favor of the name Apple. I’ve defended it many times. We have lots and lots of names already in circulation that are also plants and flowers and trees. Just because this is a new variation on a theme doesn’t mean it’s breaking the rules. I mean, come on. The name Ginger is ok? Petunia is ok? Clementine is ok? But Apple isn’t? If we apply the same argument…
Well, dooce has done it again Like that overly-referenced butterfly in Asia creating a typhoon in America with a simple flutter of its technicolor wings, dooce may have created a bloggy tidal wave with her post about letting Leta cry it out (CIO for non-parents). It’s only just beginning, but I suspect we will see some big wreckage in the days to come. I was preparing to treat you all to a treatise on why CIO is a totally different ball of earwax when you have twins. I was going to talk about how the sleep deprivation endured by parents…
Today was a good day. A better day. Dad was in physical therapy almost the entire day. From 9:30 til 3:30 he was working, talking, exercising, biofeedbacking and kicking his endorphins back into gear — all good. He also got visits from all three of his granddaughters — good, good, good. He was saddled with me from 11 til 5 — comme-ci, comme ca. And he was moved into his own private room — good with a capital “I’m Not Worthy.” Most importantly of all, he was in good spirits. I tell ya, there is no amount of money you…